THOR ODINSON
God of thunder

Send me half a sentence and I will finish it!

angelicpower:

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everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
deepavengers:

Screencap of Thor looking downcast: When I get bummed out I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me sweaty.
#when the Avengers and Parks&Rec combine #obviously Thor is Andy #OBVIOUSLY Loki is April

How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?

bbcatemysoul:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.

I prefer the politically correct term Cumberbagel pls

The “act your age” game— go to my askbox, anon or not, and tell me what age you think I act, regardless of whether or not you know how old I am. I’d like to be able to average out the responses and see how ‘old’ people think I am.

(Source: tstarked)

"HAVE YOU EVER"

Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?